Nerd, Geek, Metalhead, Weirdo, Goth, Nutcase, Gear and Gadget Addict, Cat Lover, part time BOFH, Information Junkie, Friend of Bad Puns, Part time Vegetarian, Tinkerer, Adherer to the 7P rule, Language acrobat, Quote Memorizer, Endless Source of Random Factoids, Cynical SOB....you take your pick!